oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
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On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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