About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
porn star boner night. come get it.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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