idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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