Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
even my farts smell like vagina
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
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With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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