If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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