Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
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