You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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