So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
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