I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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