i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
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