this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
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Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
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i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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