I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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