is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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