Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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