Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
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is wine microwaveable?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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