You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I am one with the molecules
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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