There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
True strength comes from lack of pants
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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