Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
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my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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