check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
