That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
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You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I think I just sharted jello shots
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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