And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
where are you?
Hypothermia
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I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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