so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Your cock deserves a montage
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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