well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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