I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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