That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
He called his prostate his "boner button".
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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