): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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