Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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