Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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