i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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