You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I forget how to act sober
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
