you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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