i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
