Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
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