Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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