i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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