You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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