It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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