I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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