if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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