Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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