Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
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I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
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no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
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