Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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