I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
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I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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