Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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