nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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