i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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