She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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