Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
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So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
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Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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