If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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