I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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