i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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