I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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