Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
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It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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