it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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