..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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