called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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