Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
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I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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